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WHOA, Pardner.... Not so fast!


You must first identify yourself as a true Clamper by entering the correct password into the pop-up box.

Sign of the "sick" or the "well" _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ?

(Must use all lower case. No CAPITAL letters!)

This works best with Netscape Navigator or Communicator browsers.
If you have any problem getting into the Clamper-Only section,
or if you are using AOL or some weird version of MS Explorer,
your browser may not show the password box, then just replace the words
doorkeeper.html with password.html
at the URL Address line at the top of this window.
(substituting the real password, of course.)


Do not give the secret password to any non-Clamper, Widow, or Orphan.

If you can't remember the ceremony or if you don't know if you are sick or well, then
DO NOT email me.

Go ask your Humbug!



[ Hand pointing left. ] Return to MAIN MENU or TRY PASSWORD AGAIN.